Hellapropisms

There’s something deeply satisfying about holding a physical release that someone actually cared to make. We just got our hands on a CD copy of “Dorkmantwo: Hellapropisms“, the new full-length from Toronto trio SIXTEEN SCANDALS, and the presentation alone deserves a nod. Issued via Cartridge Heart Records, the package boasts a sleek finish and a gorgeous cover art design.

Recorded at ERA SUN and THE MUSIC FARM, the 10-track album delivers a tight dose of pop punk that feels fresh.

The band leans hard into clever wordplay and an absolute commitment to the bit, giving each song its own distinct flavor without ever losing the album’s overall cohesive vibe. Every track brings something new to the table, keeping the pacing brisk and preventing the genre’s usual pitfalls of repetition.

It’s sharp, fun, and played with the kind of authentic grit you only get from musicians who live and breathe the scene.

Go grab a copy HERE.

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